February 2012
Watchdenniestran:
YES.
Watchmarkmejia:
alfreddosauce:
Dare #2: Re-enact the scene in “The Little Mermaid” when Ariel turns into a human, lol.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WTFFFFFFF.
Filipino parents: Where is da-
Me: Where is the what?
Filipino parents: Where is da-
Me: WHERE IS THE WHAT? FINISH YOUR SENTENCE
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
Reblog if you're the weird friend. →
I’m not a weird friend but I have a weird friend XD
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
parents: get off the computer
me: excuse me, i'm a professional blogger have more respect
That rush of jealousy and pain when you see your...
ackhun:
Just when you thought you moved on. I guess not.
a fart is the scream of a trapped poo
interviewer: congrats on all those grammy's
adele: i don't want to be skinny
interviewer: that's great but i really want to talk about your alb-
adele: i'm happy with my body
interviewer: again, that's really nice-
adele: i don't need to be skinny my body is perfect i'm perfect the way i am fuck society i don't need to be skinny and have my tits hang out because i'm perfect
January 2012
